Monday, May 11, 2009

Did you know ...

That Obama is an elitist? Oh my god! You didn't hear! He asked for SPICY mustard instead of YELLOW FRENCH'S because he didn't want to eat shitty mustard like a real American!



Let's do a comparison:


America
Obama


Are you scared yet? You should be! That Ivy educated Muslim elitist socialist baby murderer is coming for our shitty condiments! Before you know it, he'll have us all eating mustard before Allah.

No, wait, let's revise that table for what people really mean.



America
Obama


But usually, when I think of our president, I think of this:



And it is all The Onion's fault.

1 comment:

Tim Mayer said...

Woe to those who dare the wrath of HIM Obama. Their sufferings will be multiplied in the everlasting Jack T. Chick hell where the unrighteous must forever endure the "Haw!Haw! Haw!"